THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Also, PLZ READ THIS COMIC AND COMMENT!!!:

PLZ COMMENT ON THIS COMIC!!!!NCS AND I BOTH DID IT!!!

My dad just had eye surgery...I hope he'll be ok. Also, if you didnt see my last post, here it is:

http://patsterthehedgehog.newgrounds.c om/news/post/260374

The comicis called "Verbal Attacks" wich is Patster and Ncs talking to each other. ShadowNcs and i actually made it in reall life, in private messaging. I'm doing a posting version of it, and hes thinking of making it for his special comic episodes, so heres the first one ( I will be making the next one on feburary 6, which is my birthday.) They are different conversations mixed together. Here it is:

Patster: Patster's the name, fire's my game
NCS: So, why do you say it? I can manipulate fire, but I don't tell it everyone.
Shadow: Actually you just told him that you can do.
NCS: ... -_-
NCS: But he's not everyone!
Patster: Well, i can tell everyone. HAHA!
NCS: Because it's not that special to be worth to be a secret! *grin*
Patster: DARN!!
NCS: (Hehe!)
Patster: WHY YOU!!!!!
Patster: You know, i could anoy you with something that will make you stop.

NCS: I live in one house with SONIC! So, you can't annoy me any more... At least not really..
Patster: How about...THIS:
Patster: It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
Peanut butter jelly 4x
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

Now, break it down and freeze 4x

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe (let's go)
Tic tac toe (you got it)
Tic tac toe (let's ride)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
NCS: Sonic once sang this song all the day long!
Patster: THATS IT!!!
Patster: I know something everyone HATES!
Patster: THIS:
Patster:
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!
NCS: Well, actually there are only two things making me crazy, but I won't tell you!

Patster: MAN! I messed up!
NCS: Yeah, you really did. I've told you at the beginning NOT to press the red button!
Patster: SHUT UP YOU ( BLEEP )
Patster:...
Patster: Wait. I'm only 11. HOW DO I KNOW CUSS WORDS!?
NCS: Probably because you're a bad-mannered child!
Patster: NO! I'm only bad mannered when i eat, cause i LOVE food!
Patster: Especialy pizza and cheeseburgers.
NCS: So, you're eating while cussing?! Amazing!
Patster: NO! I mean i have bad TABLE manners, which means i eat food really grossly.
Patster: I can show you if you want.
Patster: Actually, i'm just gonna fart the alphabet.

NCS: Fa -
NCS: ...
NCS: Oh, hell!
Patster: *farts the alphabet* A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,
T,U,V,W,X,Y, and,Z.
NCS: You're acting like the Sonic in "InSonicnia"...
NCS: Hey, can you also fart "No"?
Patster: *sounds like navi* No.
NCS: What am I doing here actually...

Patster: You think you're so tough?
NCS: No! Who do you think I am?!
NCS: I don't think it, I KNOW it!
Patster: Yeah, well in my dark form, I could kill a few thousand people and not even break a sweat.
Patster: So don't try to get me mad!
NCS: In my Sorcerer form I could defeat you with one Chaos orb (weakest Chaos ability: slow and powerless)
Patster: *Sarcasam* Oh i'm so scared!
NCS: But I also could use Chaos Doom... That black energy orb, which circles the enemy and implodes after shooting Chaos Beams at him...
Patster: I CAN ALSO TURN INTO A WEREWOLF TO KILL YOU!!!

NCS: Hmm... I think I should call one of my vampire friends...
NCS: But who?
Patster: THATS IT!!!
*patster turns into a HUGE firey red werehog*
WerePatster: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
NCS: Crap...!
*NCS turns into a silver hedgehog with black streaks, bloodshot eyes and black pupils: Sorcerer NCS*
So.NCS: Bring it on!
WerePatster: *BURP*
*really stinky and has fire*
*ncs faints from the smell*
So.NCS: Hey, don't tell me what to do!
So.NCS: (Why is he able to absorb every magic? That's so unfair! ut I know one magic he can't absorb.)
So.NCS: Motus terrae!
*The earth quakes and tears appart*
So.NCS: Ha! This can't be absorbed, because the effect of the spell does the damage, the spell itself only makes the earth quake!

Patster: Don't you DARE hurt my friends!!
NCS: Okay.
*NCS hurts Patster*
Patster: WHY YOU LITTLE (BLEEP)ER!!!
Patster: CHAOS BLAST!!!!!!
*BOOOOOOOOM*
NCS: Luckily I can use Chaos Shield...
Patster: Chaos Control!
Patster: *whisper from behind* BOO!
*Patster chaos Flames NCS from behind*
NCS: Did you alredy forget, that I can manipulate fire?
*manipulates the Chaos Flames and throws them back at Patster*
Patster: Thanx! When i get hit by fire, i get more powerful.

NCS: ...
NCS: D'oh!
NCS: Do you get stronger, if you get hit by water, ice, holy, lightning and dark spells as well?
Patster: Yes.
Patster: I can absorb elements.
NCS: Holy and dark spells are no elemental spells.
NCS: Can you also absorb Chaos?
Patster: Yeah.
NCS: (Why is he able to absorb every magic? That's so unfair! ut I know one magic he can't absorb.)
NCS: I'll show you a kind of magic you can't absorb!
NCS: Motus terrae!
*The earth quakes and tears appart*
NCS: Ha! This can't be absorbed, because the effect of the spell does the damage, the spell itself only makes the earth quake!

I hope you think its funny.

*edit*ITS MA BIRTHDAY, but since no one is reading it, i'm gonna keep it for a while.*edit*

WHO HAS AN ACCOUNT ON ROBLOX!?

I rented it yesterday, and I beat it just a few minutes ago. Its "The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon"
for DS.

ME GOT BRACES!!! But only for my upper teeth. THEY'RE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*edit* NO THEY'RE NOT!!! THEY HURT LIKE...pardon my language but...HELL!!! I NOW HATE THEM!!!!

*edit* Nvm, it only lasted for a while. It doesnt hurt anymore.

The winners are SonicxAmy,ShadowxRouge,KnucklesxSonia,
TailsxCosmo,and SilverxBlaze. Have a happy new year!!!

Heres a contest of sonic couples...Fan character couples dont count...pick a couple from these lists, It'll end on new years day a.k.a. January 1st. The ones that i put "(!?)" next to it are nes i think are kind of weird and ones that I think are bad.

Sonic couples:

xAmy 3
xBlaze
xSally 1
xMina (if u don't know her, dont pick this 1)

Shadow couples:

xMaria 1
xRouge 2
xAmy (!?) 1!?

Knuckles couples:

xRouge 1
xCosmo (!?)
xAmy (!?)
xTikal 1
xBlaze (!?)
xSonia 2

Tails couples:

xCosmo 3
xCream
xAmy (!?)
xRouge (!?)
xBlaze (!?)
x no one (LOL) 1

Silver couples:

xBlaze 4
xAmy (!?)
xRouge (!?)

Thats all of them. I'll see which ones u all think are the best. It's bedtime for me now, see ya!

*edit* i let my friend do it, and he picked all the ones i picked *edit*

*edit* MERRY CHRISYMAS!!! GUESS WHAT I GOT!?

1. TONS OF BAKUGAN STUFF
2.A NEW COOL BACKPACK
3.SUPER MARIO 64 DS
4. SONIC UNLEASHED
5. SUPER MARIO GALAXY
6. A GIANT SPONGEBOB
7.INTERACTIVE WAL-E
8.A KITTY CAT CALENDAR
9. ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER FOR WII
I hope you all have a merry christmas, and i hope none of you got coal.*edit*

I WANA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

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